one, two, three and floor!

Thought this was sweet


A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
pounding on the door...
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
standing
in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three o'clock in the
morning."
He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"Are you kidding? NO, I did not. It is three o'clock in the morning
and
it's pouring rain outside!!"
His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we
broke
down and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told (of course!), gets dressed and goes out
into
the pouring rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello! Are ! you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk.

Well after last weekend's high jinx and Cavy telly time! I'm looking forward to some chill out time. Well that's after the Hag do, tomorrow eve. A Hag do is a cross between hen and stag do where men are invited, as my friend is about to get wed. I'm wondering if the men are up for wearing 'Girls on tour' sashes and feather boas, knowing them they will be! I think the meal maybe somewhat less raucaus as two of my girlie friends are expecting so we need to take it easy :>)then again....