Sweet-cheeks

I love Straights, gays and every kind of gender going, so I hope this doesn't offend.



A British Airway's passenger cabin was being served
by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to
put everyone into a good mood as he served them food
and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing
down the aisle and announced to the passengers,
"Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be
landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so
if you could just put up your trays that would be
super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a
well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved
a muscle.

Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute
engines." he said, "I asked you to raise your
trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the
ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I
am called a princess, I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing
a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called
a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, bitch."

Goldie joke for goldie fishes everywhere:-

Two goldfish in a tank
One turns to the other and says
"You man the guns, i'll drive".

groan ;-p