7 things to do before I die:- parachute jump, dive, go up a pyramid, skinny dip somewhere?? perhaps on my own-be less cringing for other eyes! ;-) have children, maybe, watch all of the films I've always wanted to see, throw a party for friends and loved ones (possibly that'll be getting wed then).
7 things I can do:- play the clarinet badly, paint reasonably well, say sorry alot, dance a little ceroc, dance really frantically to any music, drink alot, witter away
7 things I cannot do;- tell jokes, remember song lyrics, play an instrument well but would love to, wear shoes without tights/ socks, force people to do things, touch my nose with my tongue
7 things that attract me to the same/ opposite sex:- wit, wisdom, curious eyes, smiley features, curious interests, sweet smelling!, lust for life and dance
7 things I say most often:- I've stopped wittering now, that was a good fillum, time to go when only the ads have finished at the flicks, ooohh aaarrr, I'm a chavie asbo!, glass of white wine please, Spoons again! (as in the Public house not the t'other ;-) I need more shoes!
7 people I want to do this:- I don't know 7 people who'll do this apart from my usual faithful suspects!
this just in...
DRINK MATHEMATICS
> > >
> > >
> > > This is pretty neat how it workso ut.
> > > This is cool beer math!!!!!!!
> > > DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
> > > It takes less
>than a minute.......
> > > Work this out as you read.
> > >
> > > Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is
> > > not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
> > >
> > >
> > > 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like
> > > to have a drink. (try for more than once)
> > >
> > >
> > > 2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be honest)
> > >
> > >
> > > 3. Add 5. (for Sunday)
> > >
> > >
> > > 4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the
> > > calculator................
> > >
> > >
> > > 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755.... If
> > > you haven't, add 1754 ...
> >
> >
> > >
> > > 6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.
> > >
> > >
> > > You should have a three-digit number
> > >
> > >
> > > The first digit of this was youro riginal number
> > > (i.e., how many times you want to have a drink a week).
> > >
> > > The next two numbers are .......
> > >
> > >
> > > YOUR AGE! ~ (Oh YES, it IS!!!!! )
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT
> > > LASTS.
> > >
About Me
- The Wisdom of Wislon
- Into my thirties now and wondering where my twenties went!
4 comments:
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Nice blog. I'll come back on occasion to see what happens next.
I'd like to introduce you to my blog. It's brand new and still in the works but I think you'll like it.
I have a lifewave site.
It's all about lifewave and related stuff.
Check us out and leave your comments.
Ever have the feeling you're being spammed?
But while we're at it, anyone fancy some viagara or helping me shift 6 billion dollars out of the country?
Hey are you live on the blogsphere too? ;-)
Yes i've been spammed! and more to the point what are you doing with Viagara, do you want the spammers after you? hee hee
Viagra may make me take the jump! out of an aeroplane, hee hee
I think the only dominant gene I have is for wittereing on ;-)
the cavelets would be wittering readers!!! ;-)
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