It's a Beautiful Day

Sorry could'nt resist, more jokes from Weekend with Goldie, but this un is a clean un for a change ;-p

A lorry driver breaks down on the M6 with a cargo of live monkeys on
>board, bound for Chester Zoo. They need to be delivered by 9:00 am and

>the driver fears he will get the sack if they don't get there on time.

>
>He decides to try and thumb a lift for his monkeys and eventually an
>Irish lorry driver pulls over.
>
>"Where are you going?" asks the Irish chap.
>
>"Do us a favour mate and take these to Chester Zoo for me" says the
>driver, "and here's a hundred quid for your troubles."
>
>"Happy days," says the Irish fella, loads the monkeys onto his truck
>and gets on his way.
>
>The lorry driver goes about trying to fix his truck and is there for a

>good few hours when he notices the Irish fella coming back down the
>motorway, still with all the chimps on board. Panicking, he flags him

>down again.
>
>"What are you playing at," he fumes, "I told you to take them to
>Chester Zoo!"
>
>"I did," says the Irish fella, "but there's still fifty quid left so
>now we're going to Alton Towers.




It's A Beautiful Day - Don't Let It Get Away.........