>1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
>
>
>2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR
>BUTT
>WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
>
>
>3. WEVE SUDDENLY DECIDED WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY
>BELIEVE WE CAN DO IT.
>
>
>4. ON OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A
>HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
>
>
>
>5. WE DROP OUR 3AM SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH WE'RE EATING EVEN THOUGH
>WE'RE NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT.
>
>
>
>6. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO
>MUCH.
>
>
>
>7. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONGPLAYS
>BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! WE LOVE THAT SONG!"
>
>
>8. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.
>
>
>
>9. THE MAN WE'RE FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE OUR 5TH GRADE TEACHER.
>
>
>10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING OR
>DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING.
>
>
>11. OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE KEEP
>THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.
>
>
>
>12. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
>
>
>13. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO (WE THINK) CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST
>LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
>
>
>14. WE THINK WE'RE IN BED, EVEN THOUGH THE PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE
>KITCHEN FLOOR.
>
>
>15. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG
>WAY BUT..."
>
>
>16. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.
>
>
>17. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.
>
>
>18. WE'RE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER WE HAPPEN TO BE) AND
>TAKE A QUICK NAP.
>
>
>19. WE BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON OUR BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT DOWN
>ON
>THE TIME WE'RE IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM OUR DRINK.
>
>
>20. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE
>HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
>
>I'm guilty of most!!!!
Busy here and there getting ready to move. Bought a tea-pot today!!! OOhhh how grown up! :>) The place i'll be going to is tinsy wincy with afold out bed intoi the lounge contraption!!! Visions of being trapped in the wardobe spring to mind!!
Wisbo xx
>
>
4 comments:
hi ,
may b we r lucky to do these things ,
if all the person get a chance to see the life of a 5 yr old in africa ,
then many of our resorces would b used well , and also people may live life more carefully enjoying everyday thanking god for providing us all this .
take care .
Based on this, I'd say I'm a man.
I stopped doing the not doing my trousers up thing ages ago because I'm so grown up now.
Guilty of numbers 2-20. I don't carry a purse, or no doubt #1 would be on my list as well.
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