The Wisdom of Wislon

1) My mother once: took me to hospital after i'd stuffed cotton wool up my nose and in my ears... I was only about 3
2) Never in my life: Have I tried Crystal Meth, Ecstasy, Mushrooms,orgies, tango dancing, written a book, walked the Hadrian Wall, been to NYC, had a Valentine card from someone other than my mum, eaten caviar, frogs legs,
3) When I was five: My best mate was Stephen who lived over the road
4) High School was/is: It was ok, I worked and worried too much, I should've gone crazy more like my goth friends moshing and snogging with guys in the Night Owl.
5) I will never forget: Getting lost in Swindon centre when I was about 5 and being found wandering around the shops by the Police
6) I once met: Dame Judy Dench in Dorothy Perkins
7) There's this person I know who: writes
8) Once, at a bar: I got drunk ;-) stood up for mate out and annoyed her husband to be's mate
9) By noon I'm usually: gagging for lunchies
10) Last night I: did my homework...yawn
11) If I only had: a £1 for every 5 bean curry meal i've had!
12) Next time I go to church/temple: will be for aesthetic reasons or weddings and funerals
13) Terri Schiavo: Some story involving Bush
14) I like: giggling about nothing in particular, dancing, beating Cavy at any game as it's almost impossible
15) When I turn my head left, I see: photos of my cavy and my friends, piles of paper
16) When I turn my head right, I see: telephone lists, oranges, 2 calendars, catalogues, CD ROMS, ophone, books, people!!
17) You know I'm lying when: You don't know
18) In grade school: was that Primary? I was shy
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare: I'd be an old Maid or a Shitty Meg character!!!
20) By this time next year I: hope I'll have passed my Tesol and maybe be abroad
21) A better name for me would be: Shitty Meg!It's a play thing
22) I have a hard time understanding: English grammar
23) If I ever go back to school I'll: do a PGCE
24) You know I like you if: smile alot more than usual-apparently i don't smile much
25) If I won an award, the first person/ people I'd thank would be:the people i worked with on the thing to win and my loved ones
26) I hope that: I never get addicted to Big Brother and dodgy haircuts, Peace wins
27) Take my advice: keep moving that way the won't get you
28) My ideal breakfast is: in a cafe in Paris
29) A song I love, but do not have is: Bloodhound gang - radio thingy
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: saying hello to me! I still live here. Go wine tasting, walk on the beach and eat at The Palace Café. Kept that from rebecca's blog-sounded more fun than Nam
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: tulips from Amsterdam
32) Why won't anyone: lighten up at work
33) If you spend the night at my house: try not to trip over all my stuff that I don’t pick up.-kept that one too!
34) I'd stop my wedding: if I didn't have anything to wear ;-) ha ha
35) The world could do without: ignorance, bad smells
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a roach than: lick the belly of a dirty hog ;-)
37) My favorite is: sun, sea and ......
38) Paper clips are more useful than: pins stuck to your rear
40) And by the way: I still have no clue how to actually “tag” someone (or “meme” or whatever you call it, so do this if you want to).- here, here
41) The last time I was drunk: Can't remember when I was really drunk, perhaps at Sarah and Adi's on Strawberry vodka
42) My grandmother always: encouraged me, the things i'm going through now are a left over from visions she had for me, just happened like that. Always showed the way, i'm not afraid of dying because she showed me it's not something to fear, sorry to end this on a sad note.

So glad my nearest and dearest people are getting creative with plays and writing... keep it up...and the work... arf arf arf!!!!