Monday, November 14, 2005

Come on over

I could give you a seductive piece on my flights of fancy with thingame-bob and BustyLaRue but I didn't want to put you off your cornflakes so a joke instead ...

A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates.
The doctor said how he'd healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was a sinner and was sent to Hell.

The engineer told how he'd built homes for the homeless, etc.; but he messed up the environment, so he was sent to Hell.

The fungal taxonomist was frightened by all this, but as soon as he mentioned his occupation, God said "You've already been thru Hell, Welcome to Heaven."

goldielocks and the three bores x

3 comments:

tornwordo said...

A seductive piece? Do tell. And what's a fungal taxonomist anyway?

Anonymous said...

Is it someone who stuffs mould? the mind boogles

The Wisdom of Wislon said...

someone who likes to spend alot of time in the dark with mushrooms ?

how about with magic ones?? ;-)