One for the road before I really hit the sauce... have a good weekend ;-)
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
About Me
- The Wisdom of Wislon
- Into my thirties now and wondering where my twenties went!
5 comments:
yeah baby i hear they wrote a book !
yeah baby i hear they wrote a book !
Sorry I think im repeating myself x
I much prefer the dirty version.
humour me with the other version then ;-)
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