On a girly lunch, talk turned to how some of the girls' guys had a skinfull recently on nights out. So much so that they had slept in doorways and one had lost a few hours of his memory, his phone and money, he doesn't know if he's been beaten up or not!!!
Apparently if you tell a guy not to drink to much on a night out, he feels like his penis has been cut-off and is being dangled in front of his friends.
nice!
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Apparently if you tell a guy not to drink to much on a night out, he feels like his penis has been cut-off and is being dangled in front of his friends
May be she should give him a straight choice next time- or an ultimatum- drink too much and I'll cut you knob off.
Why do girls let themselves be pushed around?
so are girls at times ;-)
BAD JOKE TIME :
One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old china, I want
you to make me a new Ark". Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme
Being. Anything you want after all you're the guv' But God interrupts,
"Ah, but there's a catch. This time Noah, I don't want just a couple
of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the other". "20 DECKS!"
screams Noah "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I fill
it up with all the animals just like last time?"
"Yep, that's right, well. Sort of right. This time I want you to fill
it up with fish", God answers.
"Fish?" queries Noah.
"Yep, fish. Well, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp - wall to
wall, floor to ceiling - Carp!"
Noah looks to the skies. "OK God my old mucker, let me get this right,
you want a New Ark?"
"Check".
"With 20 decks, one on top of the other?"
"Check".
"And you want it full of Carp?"
"Check".
"Why?" Asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to
the end of his tether.
Scroll down everyone! It's the best ever !!!!)
"Dunno", says God,
"I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark"
i just don't get it... everyone hates me when i didn't even offend them... they called me a royal bitch... so sad... what has the world come to?? with everyone insulting each other... SAD... REALLY SAD.
Opinions are like arseholes
Everyone has them ;-)
thanks for the jokes and keeping my blogalog going peeps ;D bring em on
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