Homage to the long black shiny thing in my life of yesteryear, must get it out again and give it a good blow!
How many clarinetists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he'll go through a whole box of bulbs before he finds just the right one.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
What's the definition of "nerd?"
Someone who owns his own alto clarinet.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
What do you call a bass clarinetist with half a brain?
Gifted.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Saxophone Jokes
You might notice that there are very few jokes about the clarinet. This is out of sympathy. The clarinet has already been the butt of so many jokes - the saxophone, for instance.
How many alto sax players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would have done it.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
What's the difference between a saxophone and a lawn mower?
1. Lawn mowers sound better in small ensemles.
2. The neighbors are upset if you borrow a lawnmower and don't return it.
3. The grip.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
What's the difference between a baritone saxophone and a chain saw?
The exhaust.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
The soprano, not being smart enough to use birth control, says to her saxophophonist lover, "Honey, I think you better pull out now."
He replies, "Why? Am I sharp?"
Thursday, October 27, 2005
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
4 comments:
What's the difference between a dead clarinettist and a dead hedgehog?
The skid marks go round the hedgehog.
What's the difference between a dead clarinettist and a dead hedgehog?
The hedgehog was on its way to a gig at the time.
Clarinet: The ill-woodwind that nobody blows good.
Cavy, I know you love dissing the windy instruments ;-)
don't you just love verification!
it was needed to keep the likes of spammers out and the Obi's in ;-)
cute girls and their instruments-could be a whole new site ;-)
yeah the cute girls always played flutes
Post a Comment