Just been part of a "mother's meeting"! A woman I know is off travelling around the world, she said she's going to the US, Oz and Africa and as she goes she'll be staying with people -associates, so and so's sister, someone's friend but the quality of the people she'll be staying will go down the further she goes. What a cheek or maybe I was being over sensitive to these folk who may well give her food and shelter and jolly good ole time.
Can't believe the things people say sometimes.
anyway here's something completely different!
>A German guy approaches a prostitute and says " I vish to buy sex vit
>you"
>
>"OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 100 dollars an hour"
>
>" Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky"
>
>"No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky"
>
>So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large
>bedsprings and a duck caller.
>
>"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs.."
>
>The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs
>to her hands and knees.
>
>"Now you vill get on your hans and knees."
>
>She duly does this, balancing on the springs.
>
>"You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you."
>
>She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is
>paying.
>
>The sex is fantastic.
>
>She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time
>honking on the duck caller.
>
>The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is
>several minutes before she has recovered her breath.
>
>Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing....... what do you call
>that?"
>"Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique"
naughty goldie xx
sorry about previous blog zzzzzzzz
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4 comments:
Why don't I get it? Is it a Brit thing? I keep repeating four sprung duck technique. No, still don't get it, but maybe that's the point?
BTW,Tesol is good (got mine in 2001), that's what I'm doing now and it's the best job I've ever had.
I don't get it either-someone enlighten us please! ;-)
Maybe it's a German thing??
No need to apologise for stuff you think and say in your blog Goldie.
Part of your charm is the fact that you dont know how brilliant and cool you are :-)
Ahhh it's all become clearer now! Thanks Obi and anonymous for the kind words-when are you gonna start a blog?
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