Well that's what I obviously wanted to know yesterday when I bought a Tory Taboid-The Daily Mail just for the free girlie book on girlie tips! Well it was cheaper than most other girlie mags.
I love reading tips on this and that-usually on Love, Sex and...uurrhh careers, beauty enhancements??? and don't we all or am I on my own in my own goldfish bowl? ;-)
Well it was the most useless book ever but good for a giggle, by the age of 29 I think I should know by now;-
Not to wear a black bra under light coloured tops, Cavy knows this too, wouldn't most people ;-)
Tie my long hair up and wear old clothes when painting-like i'd wear a posh frock and heels!-maybe ;-p
So the 2 pages on how to walk in heels was the dogs ******** of useless info. They advised you on how to position each muscle and toe, not forgetting to arch your footsie when entering the incredibly small toeage area, then spread the tootsies for maximum comfort allowance!! High and comfort than they really be considered together. Back on track- After entering foots into 10cm high heals carefully stand, putting one foot in front of the other and then slowly take off! with short strides, swaying your reareage side-to-side in Marilyn Monroe fashion. All 20 or so steps on how to walk would get you across the room, not sure how someone gets on with running up stairs, dashing for buses and generally getting about on 10cms of nothingness!
Imagine the person who put this together and the editors reading through this dross-suppose it can't be bad if people buy it like me and provides jobs!!
Can't wait for my next piece of useless info. Got any?
By the way it was lovely of girlies at work today to compliment me on my skirt and boots effort-9 I worre a top as well;-) I don't look for compliments but certainly it gives you a lift if you hear positive things about you, i'll be back to trousers I expect though tomorrow, less hassle.
Girlie Goldie xx
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Ah, but rushing for work allows for likely random strappage!
We all have our moments! ;-)
I'm certainly no leader in fashion or what's right and wrong, apart from hopefully, I don't go for the mutton dressed as lamb look too often ;-) hee, hee
Goldie you are a fashion ICON
Advice- don't wear high heels when pegging the washing out at 4am after a night on the town. I fell into a rose bush and suffered lacerations and a twisted ankle. Actually don't wear heels ever- stick to wellies!!
Cheers! I'll remember that tip
Wellies may be more comfy too on the dance floor, but would get hot, sweaty and squelch a bit! ;-p
OH and don't look quite so sexy or do they?
Should we all go for the good life Barbara look maybe? ;-)
Enough blokes fancy Felicity Kendal :-)
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