Jokes du Jour

Salut! mes petit pois

A doctor, an engineer, and a politician were
arguing as to which profession was older.
"Well," argued the doctor, "without a
physician mankind could not have survived, so I am
sure that mine is the oldest profession."
"No," said the engineer, "before life began
there was complete chaos, and it took an engineer
to create some semblance of order from this chaos.
So engineering is older."
"But," chirped the triumphant politician,
"who created the chaos?"

- Bon!


A young woman was doing some business at Marshall University and
parked in an area clearly marked "no parking."
After taking care of business, she returned to her car to find a
campus security guard writing her a ticket.
"Why are you giving me a ticket?" she asked.
"You're not allowed to park here," the guard said. "See that sign?
It says 'Fine for Parking Here.'"
"Well," said the violator, "I thought it was a fine place to park."
The guard began to laugh. The more he thought about it, the harder
he laughed.
He tore up the ticket and waved the woman on her way.

mmmm... mal

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