Men

Silly things apparently about men are doing the rounds again..
Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple lifestyles?

*Your last name stays put.
*The garage is all yours.
*Wedding plans take care of themselves.
*Chocolate is just another snack.
*You can be President.
*You can never be pregnant.
*You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
*You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
*Car mechanics tell you the truth.
*The world is your urinal.
*You never have to drive to another gas station rest-room because this one is just too icky.
*Same work, more pay.
*Wrinkles add character.
*Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
*People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
*The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
*New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
*One mood all the time.
*Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

*A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
*You can open all your own jars.
*You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
*Your underwear is $8.95 for a 12-pack.
*Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
*You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
*Everything on your face stays its original color.
*The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
*You only have to shave your face and neck.
*You can play with toys all your life.
*Your belly usually hides your big hips.
*One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
*You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
*You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
*You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..
*You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
*One mood all the time.
*Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

*A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
*You can open all your own jars.
*You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
*Your underwear is $8.95 for a 12-pack.
*Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
*You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
*Everything on your face stays its original color.
*The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
*You only have to shave your face and neck.
*You can play with toys all your life.
*Your belly usually hides your big hips.
*One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
*You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
*You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
*You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..
*You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

Women none of the above! but not sure about the face and the original colour- don't get that!!!

- and maybe bellies hide women's hips too!

- and I know someone who can survive on 2 pairs of shoes..

- so as usual all a load of ballericks apart from the last one!!!! and the muzzy

and I'm really not sure about the shorts one either!!!