Wednesday, October 11, 2006

30 and past it...never!

This is for all girls 30 years and above.... and for those who are

turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their
30's...AND
for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!...This was written by
Andy
Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.



Andy Rooney says:

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are

just a few reasons why:



A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to
ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.



If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit

around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And,
it's
usually something more interesting.



A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is

what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of
30
give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.



Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with
you
at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course,
if
you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they
can
get away with it.



Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know
what
it's like to be unappreciated.



A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women

friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best

friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over
30
couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she
knows
her friends won't betray her.



Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to
a
woman over 30. They always know. A woman over 30 looks good wearing

bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women.



Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier
than
her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest.
They'll
tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You

don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.



Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately,
it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot
woman
of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool
of
himself with some 22-year-old waitress.



Ladies, I apologise.



For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk

for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are
against
marriage, why? Because women realise it's not worth buying an entire

pig, just to get a little sausage.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I was so happy when I turned 30! I felt like I'd made it!

Anonymous said...

I had a HUGE party when I turned 30, was my happiest birthday so far!

The Wisdom of Wislon said...

I had the best time as I spent it in Oxford with the Cavy!

Couldn't face alot of peole at the time as times were a bit stressed, feel different now :>)

The Wisdom of Wislon said...

Don't actually feel older but I realise my age when I think of my parents and grandparents who are no longer with us.