It's the Hottest Day of the Year

So in the heat of the moment I thought i'd drop a few funnies your way :>)


> CREATION
>A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid
>and so beautiful all at the same time."The wife responded, "Allow me to
>explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made
>me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
>
>
>WHO DOES WHAT
>A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the
>coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get
>up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
>The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you
>should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
>coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the
>Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't
>believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New
>Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed
>says.......... "HEBREWS"