The Wisdom of Wislon

One of my cute blonde girlie friends sent me this one before you have a go at moi,

brunette wislon


>>A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman,
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>>"I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
>>
>>The salesman assured her that they had a large selection of pink
>>curtains. He showed her several patterns, but the blonde seemed to be
>>having a hard time choosing.
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>>Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman asked what
>>size curtains she needed. The blond! e replies "fifteen inches."
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>>"Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what
>>room are they for?"
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>>The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her
>>computer monitor.
>>
>>The surprised salesman replies, "but, Miss, computers do not have
>>curtains!"
>>
>>The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"
>>

tickled me