Absolute boffiness!

A pseudo scientist, who uses undetermined suppositions, indefinite theories,
and inexpressible hypotheses; which are based on unreliable information,
uncertain quantities, and incomplete data; derived from non-reproducible
experiments and incomplete investigations; using equipment and instruments
of questionable accuracy, insufficient resolution, and inadequate
sensitivity, to arrive at timid, tentative cloudy, abstruse, and
non-committed conclusions prefaced by the phrase, "IT DEPENDS".