50 things to do before you're 30
1. Have a really stupid accident which necessitates a hospital visit - yes when I was about 3ish
2. Shoot something - do pea shooters count?
3. Take a weekend break more than 1000 miles from home- how far was Bydgoszcz?
4. Boot Linux on your home PC- ??
5. Get lost in a country where you don't speak the language- I wasn't lost but I couldn't speak the language ;-)
6. Spend more than your monthly income on a pocket sized gadget- no I'm not into gadbets coz I'm a lady ;-)
7. Post bail for a friend- not yet
8. Break a really large plate glass window- yeah with my friend Helen once , playing tennis
9. Make a parachute jump on a hangover- haven't tried that yet
10. Use a whole roll of gaffa tape in one day- yep becuase I'm an artsy fartsy dude
11. Make a pointless modification to your house- not yet
12. Neck a pint of peppermint oil- yikes no
13. Pull a shemale by mistake (but realise in time...) a what?
14. Buy a samurai sword- what for?
15. Delay paying a bill until the summons arrives... not yet
16. Destroy a speed camera- no but I used to know their locations
17. Refill an inkjet cartridge-?? but I keep the copier at work well stocked
18. Say something obscene on national television- I don't think I have, maybe I relesed a few on Mastermind in the background???
19. Do a J turn in order to beat somebody to a parking space- not yet
20. Break a sledgehammer- yeah of course
21. Make a bomb- a stinky one?
22. Smash a CRT - a what? I don't seem to know much in my old age do I
23. Require medical treatment as a consequence of kinky sex gone wrong (STDs don't count.) mmmm
24. Tip a waiter with something other than money- everytime ;-)
25. Light a fire with petrol- yeah and
26. Kidnap someone- who?
27. Park inside a motorway service station- ?
28. Own a convertible.- not yet
29. Live abroad.- not yet
30. Drive at more than 140mph- not yet ;)
31. Get something for free through a masterpiece of complaining-not good at complaining
32. Give yourself a mains electric shock.- oohh I don't want to be doing that
33. Completely dismantle an object larger than yourself - might have done at college
34. Write off a car- not yet, but don't want to either
35. Fall asleep and get really hilarious sunburn - yes
36. Get drunk on Absinthe- yes
37. Stay up all night listening to a girl have an emotional crisis- yes
38. Lick the terminals of a 9 volt battery- yes... I mean no
39. Take part in motorsport - as if
40. Stay at the office for more than 24 hours- definately not
41. Set off a fire extinguisher- nope
42. Drive at least 600 miles in a day on two lane roads- not yet
43. Hotwire a car- watched some else do it
44. Watch all the Monty Python films In one sitting- not yet
45. Shag an ex-girlfriend by mistake, no I don't think so.... mmmm nope I hope not
46. Dial 999- not yet
47. Commit a faux pas which means that a friend will never speak to you again- hope not
48. Make a bet you couldn't afford to lose- yep!
49. Read a 500 page book in one sitting- nope, I take awhile with reading
50. Escape a perfectly justified parking ticket- not yet
Well looks like I've failed, ah well
xx
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- Into my thirties now and wondering where my twenties went!
5 comments:
That's an eclectic list to accomplish. You're alive right? So you haven't failed.
Happy happy birthday sweeie!
Happy Birthday!
Not only have I not accomplished most of those, I didn't even understand what some meant.
Couple of things - Parachute with a hangover - well you've done the hangover bit ho ho ho
I've licked a 9 volt battery (my brother dared me) you only do that once.
Btw Mr David Beckham was quoted as saying that women hit their peak at thirty (though he didn't specify which peak tea making ability perhaps :-) ) Happy b'day XX
I have done precisely one of those. Try and guess which one. (I've done it a few times as well.)
Licked a 9 volt batter cavy??/ ;-)
Nah, I bet you've read a 500 page book in one sitting many times
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