Time of the month madness!

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. And when she is menstruating, she prefers a man...doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his arse.



couldn't resist ;-)