I passed my driving test today- yipeee, travelled a long and windy road to get here!! arf, arf!!
In my joyous mood here are a few Pick-Up Lines From Santa's Elves:
"No, no, I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks at Keebler."
"You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig."
"I taught Santa everything he knows."
"I'm a magical being. Take off your bra."
"Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you."
"I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight."
"I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man."
"I can get you off the Naughty List." 5
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
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4 comments:
I like the magical being/bra line. Congrats on the new testament to your driving skill. Have fun out there, and be careful!
Thanks Torn and Obi
I'll be careful not to watch dizzy snow patterns when i'm out on the road ;-)
Watch out for them darn tricky elves- I fell for the old 'I can get you off the naughty list' one- turned out he wasn't even an elf, well we've all been there haven't we. Well done Ms Driver!! Horrah!
naughty ickle elf! ;-)
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