Torn's toilet talking put me in a silly mood.
wonders of words
Down the swanny, on granny's donut, up the duff, spanner in the works, duckin and diving, spam, spam, spam! (sorry spam just slipped in) dough, readdies, dosh, white stuff, uppers, downers, on the big white phone....
got any good ones?
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4 comments:
My Grandad always said he was off to strain his greens when he had a pee, is that what you mean?
Are you making these up? I've heard drop the kids off at the pool and make a deposit for movements. Can't think of anything for the toilet though except ride the porcelain bus.
ooohh i'm feeling sick now probably because it's lunchtime and i'm working through
yawn
straining the greens and riding the big porcelaine bus! ha ha
keep depositing the funnies
it's great to get things moving ;-p
i'd better think of something new, otherwise you'll want to flush my blog away ;-)
Kenneth was a truly odd man. I once watched Barbara Windsor being interviewed at a comedy Festival in Southampton and she remarked how obsessed Kenny was with his rear. He would show it to everyone and fart alot... yuck... He's someone I've would've loved to have met, I don't know why... suppose I'm interested in people who appear to me to have troubled souls or different ways of thinking ...or just plain odd
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