Waiter, Waiter!

Thoughht i'd leave you on a lighter note. Nattering with my chumalots at lunch in our finest Public House, where the chairs stick to the floor and you brave the menu with a stern stomach (we've seen the chef, sure he may be a lovely gentle giant, just looks a bit greasy). Anyway Cheese and Big Cheese came up...not literally.

There is a Cheltenham Cheese Festival happening this weekend. One of my friends has already stalked the tents complex checking out the cheese, I wonder if Wallace and Gromit were in there too? any road up here's a few from the Specials menu...

enjoy

WWx

Tonight we have..

Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.
I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?

Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!
Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.

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Waiter, what is this stuff?
That's bean salad sir.
I know what it's been, but what is it now?

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Waiter, I can’t seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.
Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?

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Waiter, your tie is in my soup!
That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.

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And how did you find your steak sir?
Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was...