A man dah!

Okay so you're not Mickey Mouse then.

Ah well, i've just started a course and we have a few lessons in learning some Swedish in order to see how a teacher takes a lesson.
In four sessions I doubt i'm going to be able to wow you with Shakespeare Swedish style!

Measure for Measure at the globe was great, looking forward to seeing another, sometime. It was great to get up and close and personal with the actors! We stood a few feet away from the stage and got some great views of men in tights. I couldn't help but goggle at the guys dressed as women, there were no real women in this performance;- as it was in Shakespeare's day.

Whilst typing this i've just heard that there has been a blaze at the warehouse of Ardman Animatons in Bristol, work going back as far as Morph has been destroyed but Nick Park is making light of it in comparison to the tragedies of the world. Good on you Nick, still an awful waste of work, I don't know if it was an accident or not but atleast the skills of Nick and his team aren't lost. Currently his latest film The Curse of the Were-Rabbit is doing great in the US- top of the box office chart.

and now for something completely different ;-

A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend asked, "Do you talk to your husband when you're making love ?" She thought about it a minute then said, "Well, no. But I could. I mean he has a cell phone and all now."

If a train station is where the train stops and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs.

Smart man + smart woman = romance.
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy.
Dumb man + smart woman = affair.
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage.

Smart boss + smart employee = profit.
Smart boss + dumb employee = production.
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion.
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime.