Dark knights

Midlife brings wisdom to know that life throws us curves and we're sitting on our biggest ones!!! liked that one, so much to look forward to in life ;-) An even bigger reareage! and other saggings! Feeling better today though about things, think the chocolate and mushroom soup helped;- but not together.

People didn't get a jokey birthday card I had circulated for a colleague, it was a humourous photo of asaparagus with faces standing to attention saying .. I'm Asaparagus, I'm Asaparagus, I'm Asaparagus I though it was a take on I'm Spartacus, no I'm Spartacus... but people didn't get it.. think i'm in my own world again.


for a chuckle...


A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM.

Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. She sleepily sat up and said, "Mike, dearest, would you go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin? I've got a splitting headache."

"Certainly, honey," he said, and feeling his way across the room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store.

As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said the druggist, "aren't you Officer Fenwick of the 8th District?"

"Yes, I am," said the officer.

"Well, then, what in the world are you doing in the Fire Chief's uniform?"