Top ten signs you might be a frog.

It's a frogs life!


Top ten signs you might be a frog.
* You get mad when you don't find a fly in your soup
* You buy out the supply of wart removal cream in your drugstore constantly
* French chefs are eyeing your legs and appear to be following you
* Bug lamps appear to you as a curse
* On applications, you list 'Pond' as your home address
* Kermit is your idol
* You get mad whenever Miss Piggy makes a pass at Kermit
* Have seen the movie 'The Fly' at least ten times
* You live in fear that someday you will wind up in a child's aquarium
* France is the evil empire to you
TOP TEN REASONS WHY IT'S GREAT TO BE A FROG

10. Babes are always kissing you because they think you'll turn into a prince.
9. Flies in your soup are a bonus.
8. You're above toads on the food chain.
7. Green goes with absolutely everything!
6. Pond Scum is a term of endearment.
5. Most restaurants have a "no croaking" section.
4. Amphibians are at a minimum risk of appearing on Geraldo.
3. You can scratch hard to reach places with your tongue.
2. You can donate your body to science for big bucks!
1. It sure beats being a newt.


There was a really cute princess walking through the woods, and she heard a voice calling,
"Hey Really Cute Princess!"

She looked around and didn't see anyone but a frog. She started to walk on but the frog called again.
"Hey Really Cute Princess, if you take me home and let me sleep on your pillow, I will turn back into a Handsome Prince!"

It had been a very boring day so she decided to give it a try even though she really didn't believe the frog.

The Really Cute Princess took the frog home with her and let him sleep on her pillow. When she got up the next day what do you think she found?
There on her pillow sat a really Handsome Prince.

Do you believe the story?

Well neither did her mother!

Jim Finn, the noted biologist, was stumped. He'd spent months studying the little green frogs in the Keefo swamp. The population, despite all efforts at predator control, was declining at an alarming rate.

Finally, Finn went to the chemistry department at his college to see if anyone there might be able to help. Tom Trom looked into the problem, and came up with a solution. The little frogs had succumbed to a chemical change in the swamp's water, and simply couldn't stay coupled long enough to reproduce. Tom brewed up a new adhesive, made from a dash of this, a zoss of that, and most critically, one part sodium.

"You mean?.... " Jim said when told.
"Yes," said Tom, "They needed mono-sodium glue to mate."

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