Going South

> Now I lay me
> > Down to sleep
> > I pray the Lord
> > My shape to keep.
> >
> > Please no wrinkles
> > Please no bags
> > And please lift my butt
> > Before it sags.
> >
> > Please no age spots
> > Please no gray
> > And as for my belly,
> > Please take it away.
> >
> > Please keep me healthy
> > Please keep me young,
> > And thank you Dear Lord
> > For all that you've done.
> >
> > Five tips for a woman....
> >
> > 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house
> >
> > 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
> >
> > 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to
you.
> >
> > 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
> >
> > 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
> >
> > Foot Note:
> > One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some
support
> > soon, people will think we're nuts."