* Your opening line is: "So, what's your homepage address?"
* You see a beautiful sunset, and you half-expect to see "Enhanced for Netscape 4.0" on one of the clouds.
* You are overcome with disbelief, anger, and finally depressed acceptance when you encounter a Webpage with no links.
* You felt driven to consult the "Cool Page of the Day" on your wedding day.
* Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
* You are driving on a dark and rainy night when you hydroplane on a puddle, sending your car careening towards the flimsy guardrail that separates you the precipice of a rocky cliff and certain death, and you desperately look for the "Back" button.
* You visit "The Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything" again and again and again.
* Your dog has his own webpage.
* So does your hamster.
* When you read a magazine, you have an irresistible urge to click on the underlined passages.
am glad to say this isn't me yet!! but it won't be long............. ;-)
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